yourackdisciprine:

A recent trend on RTE (Irish TV) chat shows - random audience members turning to stare into the cameras during audience cut-aways.

garbage-wizard:

Will buying something in this new format automatically add $50 to my bank account? Will it repair a broken heart? Does it whisper sweet nothings in my ear? Can it suck dick?

garbage-wizard:

Will buying something in this new format automatically add $50 to my bank account? Will it repair a broken heart? Does it whisper sweet nothings in my ear? Can it suck dick?

chilling-with-changmin:

If you say you’ve never bought clothes influenced by a fictional character youre lying

capnpea:

How did Skype become the most popular IM and call application when it is possibly the most ornery and broken software I have ever willingly interacted with

neptunain:

IT HAPPENED

neptunain:

IT HAPPENED

jdude000:

OH MY GOD

hollyoakhill:

do you ever think about how little Michelangelo cared

hollyoakhill:

do you ever think about how little Michelangelo cared

nemurism:

Yes your highness!

nemurism:

Yes your highness!

queen-wienerlooks:

gunpowderandspark:

dapperhatsandfancypants:

theausterevolunteer:

oscarstardis:

stillmonkeys:

From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

"nearly all of my life"

Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.

"Lemony Snicket" (Dan Handler) was asked if he liked the movie.
He said “I love the movie as much as someone who wrote 8 drafts of a movie before being fired from his own creation could possibly be.”
The man’s life is sarcasm and it’s beautiful.


i always hoped he spoke like he wrote. i feel so fulfilled.

queen-wienerlooks:

gunpowderandspark:

dapperhatsandfancypants:

theausterevolunteer:

oscarstardis:

stillmonkeys:

From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

"nearly all of my life"

Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.

"Lemony Snicket" (Dan Handler) was asked if he liked the movie.

He said “I love the movie as much as someone who wrote 8 drafts of a movie before being fired from his own creation could possibly be.”

The man’s life is sarcasm and it’s beautiful.

i always hoped he spoke like he wrote. i feel so fulfilled.

il-tenore-regina:

aihsenrad:

Kids be so fucking blunt

LMFAO MY WHOLE SOUL IS HURTING 

spookycart:

this is my favorite part of kill bill

konoline:

kazegiri maokai players

konoline:

kazegiri maokai players