me: reblog my selfie guys!!!!
my policy for “they’re just doing it for attention” has always been and always will be “then someone needs to pay attention to them”
When I walk into the pharmacy
OK first you’re being a total dick right now,
Terra Doodles before bed
✿ Walking talking queer encyclopedia with a healthy rose-cheeked smile! ✿
what the fuck is euclase, though? a goddess? an angel? some supernatural being with unattainably perfect art skills? who knows
How about a real person with real feelings who likes peanut butter cups and can probably help you with your homework.
White people always wanna preach about “sharing cultures” but last time i checked, they spent half their existence sailing around the world murdering people for being different and brainwashing people to stop practicing their owns cultures while forcing assimilation to white culture.
Now you want everyone to happily “share” with you. LOL fuck outta here.
one of new jersey’s most famous confections, saltwater taffy, was invented because some asshole’s candy shop flooded and ruined all his taffy and he sold it to a child anyway and i think that pretty much says a lot about the overall cultural climate of new jersey
Wait a second, am I tripping balls?
HELP I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING
Sometimes life is just beautiful.
How to Scale Gaius